Not Recommended

March 8, 2013, while leaving a movie at Ronnie's Cinema in St. Louis County, MO.  I saw purple mass huddled near a curb in the parking lot.  I approached cautiously as I was really afraid there was a baby wrapped up in there. Something about the way it laying there made me nervous.

I got close enough to see that there was no living thing inside. In fact, it was just this mysterious coat.

This part is NOT RECOMMENDED:

Trying on found clothing may seem fun sometimes, but can be kind of disgusting.
Whatever you do, do not reach into the pockets.